Little Bear Creek Tree Farm

Yesterday my family and I went to Little Bear Creek Tree Farm to pick up a tree. It was the best place we had ever been to get a tree for a lot of reasons!

First, It has the greatest trees! We found a great one so soon, we kept looking because you can not find a tree with in the first five minutes! Also, this is one of the very few places where you can get a 16 foot tree! They cut it down for you and get it to your car!! Plus, they have a couple different types of trees! Trees such as Silver Tip and Blue Fir. As you can see they have great trees!

Second of all, it is kid friendly! Instead of having to hike a lot, they give you a ride to the half way point. Then they give you a ride back after you have found your tree! Also, at the half way point they have hot cocoa and cider! Then at the bottom they sell cookies, fudge, and ornaments! Across the creek there is a see saw made of a tree! Everyone is free to play on it! If you get cold, they have a fire by the place where you wait for a car to pick you up! It snows here too! Now you know where to go if you are looking for a family tree farm.

Lastly, their parking system is great! If you are going in a group of more than one car, you do not have to worry about getting split up because they will park you next to each other! They have lots of staff to show you the way to your spot too! Parking is no longer a worry at Little Bear Creek Tree Farm.

There are a ton of great reasons to go there, but one bad. It is very difficult to find the entry. Though, I have solved that problem ; I will tell you what the entrance looks like! There are no signs that say there is a tree farm. The entrance is right next to some sort of Power Plant or something. You might see some cars with trees coming out; that is a definite sign it is the tree farm! Now you know how to get in!

As you can see, Little Bear Creek Tree Farm is a great place to go! For more information visit the website http://www.littlebearcreektreefarm.com/index.html

Make a New Name!!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So ----

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barfy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
F = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Weird Talking Cat!!

Just type in what you what you want it to say, what voice you want it in, and then view card!

Anger Management

Sometimes, when you're angry with someone,
it helps to sit down and think about the problem.

Goodbye, Mom

This is funny...

Hope this touches you
the way it touched me . .

GOODBYE MOM


A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old
lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at
the checkout, and she
turned to him and said,

"I hope I haven't made you
feel ill at ease;

it's just that you look so
much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd
call out "Good bye, Mom" as
I leave the store, it would
make me feel so happy."

She then went through the
checkout, and as she was on

her way out of the store, the
man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved,
and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought
a little sunshine into someone's
day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85,"
said the clerk.

"How come so much ...
I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah,
but your Mother said
you'd be paying for
her things, too."

"Don't trust little Old Ladies"!!!

Bring Him Home Santa

This is a really sad song!!

Really Funny Video!!

This woman is very talented and funny!! Turn up your speakers!!

Mental Health Care

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,

stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and

your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully

and a little voice will tell You which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, hang up.

It doesn't matter which number you press,

nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep

or before the beep or after the beep.

But Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss , press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.

Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down,

hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.

You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.

You'll just mess it up.

This coming week is

National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering

to contact at least

one unstable person to show you care.

AWESOME Optical Ilusions!

Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.

More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........

if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice!

Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.

What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or th e absence of good is evil ).

Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but

the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!

The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.

What do you see?

You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......

when you look through ME

you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again?

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Test Your Brain This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. The reasoning behind is further down. The brain cannot process "OF". Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare. Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied For several minutes..!

More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University . O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Psas Ti ON !

The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships!!!

The 2008
World Submarine Racing Championships











Well, what in the world did you expect to see??!!

STRESS TEST/BANANA TEST

The Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals. King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey . They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality.
Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds



Got your answer?

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If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're dull & normal

Ape = you're a moron

Monkey = worse, you're an idiot

King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid

Why?! ????


A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas! Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and relax!

The Ultimate IDIOT Test!!

I do not play computer games...except for this one!! It took me ages and ages to finally complete it!!

Light End of Tunnel!

No matter what situations life throws at you...

No matter how long and treacherous
your journey may seem...

Remember, there is a light
at the end of the tunnel!

I got this in an email and thought it was really funny! I thought I should share it with everyone.

5 Levels of Lucky!!

You have not seen lucky till you have seen this!!

Cute Puppies!!

I came across this a little while ago, and thought I should share it with you guys! CLICK HERE!!

Wolf or House Dog?

Today I found out that Pomeranian dogs were once wolves or something! Pretty Crazy huh?

Happy Thanks Giving!

Today is Thanksgiving, so that means you get to stock up on turkey!! WOOOHOO!

Easy Biscuits

Today for dinner I had Cream of Chicken Soup and biscuits I had made. The biscuits were delicious and I just had to share the recipe!

1/2 cup shortening ( i used butter)
2 cups all-purpose flower (i had to add more because it was too liquidy)
1 tablespoon sugar
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 3/4 cup milk

1. Heat oven to 450
2. Mix butter or shortening with flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt well. Add milk.
3. Drop dough onto buttered cookie sheet and bake for 10 to 12 min. or until golden brown. Immediately remove them from the cookie sheet. Serve nice and warm. Enjoy!

Special Notes:

• These grow out so give room!
• Add more flour if too liquidy. (If its shape does not hold on the cookie sheet. I can spread a bit)
• Makes twelve.

Recipe from Betty Crocker's New Cookbook under Baking Powder Biscuits